Coffee Shop Eavesdrop

“Hello. Oh yeah, hey man. How's it going? Nah I'm not busy. What's up? Huh. Well, that sucks. I wish I could help you dude, but I’m looking for a place myself. Yeah I know how it is. No, man, I’m not smoking weed anymore dude. I gotta get my act together & pull my shit together, so I’m not buying any weed for a few months dude. No, I’m not staying there anymore dude. I’ve been staying at my parents' so I’m looking for a place. Yeah, I gotta get outta there. I gotta save my money, so I can’t be buying any weed right now. I can’t be sleeping on their couch anymore. Yeah my left leg’s going numb. Yeah I gotta get outta there. I gotta buckle down and get some school work done man, so I really gotta stop smoking so much. Well, if you’ve got weed to sell you could always go over there. Yeah, like I said I’m not staying there anymore, but I bet you could make some money.  Yeah it's totally cool. I mean, I guess I could buy it, but it wouldn’t be for me. It’d just be to show some appreciation for staying there. Yeah man. Yeah, sure dude. Where do you wanna meet up? Wait. Where’s the car? Oh man you can’t be driving that car. Hey, are you there? Hello? Still there? Oh yeah I hear you. In jail? Shit dude. Yeah I don’t know what to say. I’m looking for a room myself. Hello? You still there dude? Hello?”

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